It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
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Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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