I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
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she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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