Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
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I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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