Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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