she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
mondays should just be called national damage control day
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
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I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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