bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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