playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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