3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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