Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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