He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
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Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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