i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
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how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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