Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I wear drunk well.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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