He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
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I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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