Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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