If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
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Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I AM VODKA MAN
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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