And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
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yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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