I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
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Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
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In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
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