I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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