Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
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Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
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Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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