Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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