what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
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My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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