Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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