He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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