what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
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I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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