Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
she peed on how many people?
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
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They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
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Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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