I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
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On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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