He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
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Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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