she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
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I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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