Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
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I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
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at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
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