Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
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So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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