so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
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Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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