then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I just cut my nipple shaving
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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