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Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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