can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
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My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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