are you still at the devil's house?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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