whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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