32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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