I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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