farters have to be the big spoon...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
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I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I would ride that face into the sunset
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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