I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
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Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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