she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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