We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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