I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
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Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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