Duck Duck Cougar?
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
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I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
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She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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