New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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