i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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