Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
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I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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