the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
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Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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