he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
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then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
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I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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