Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
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Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
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