Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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