You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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